I'd take public transit all the time if it comprised majestic dragon steeds.

Reader William Edwards takes polite exception to our recent user review of the Citizens Area Transit bus system, making a baffling reference to latex gloves along the way:

I’ve always found your magazine to be well put together, but I was very disappointed in your CAT bus article in this week’s edition. Painted quite the rosy picture.

As a CAT rider since 2002, I’ve been through that meat grinder of human despair and body odor enough times to be pissed at the inaccurate depiction. In my years, I’ve aquired quite a few tips about public transit and stories that would make you debate between punching the nearest baby or donning a latex fist in front of you demented grandmother. If you write future articles on the subject, please have those who ride the damn thing every day to pass their judgements. It will provide an ACTUAL depiction.